An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn’t it ironic… don’t you think?
And, now, Alanis Morissette can add one more to her “ironic” chorus.
It’s a kid lasering your eye during a presentation on inappropriate classroom behavior. Isn’t it ironic… don’t you think?
In a report by WYFF, an Upstate student was charged with third- degree assault and battery after shining a laser into an officer’s eye.
The officer says he was at the school giving his presentation when he noticed a bright red flash in one of his eyes. The vision in that eye immediately became blurry and he felt intense pain.
The officer said he learned a 16-year-old student had a laser and that the laser beam was what hit his eye.
The officer confiscated the laser from the punk kid who was taken to Union Public Safety and was released to his mother.